Interesting Conversations with The Husband

So, because I'm pregnant and hormonal and in a weird place, my thoughts are often a bit strange.

Hush, yes, it's different than normal.

Anyway. The husband often says stuff about how he wouldn't have married me if I couldn't cook or had starved him while we were dating. So I asked him yesterday, quite seriously, "So, if I quit cooking for you and didn't make sure there was food for you to eat, I know it would make you miserable, but would you still love me and stay married to me?"

"Yes, but I know of ways to make you miserable, too."

Good to know.