The Joys of Horror-mones

So, I've been having a lot of bad pregnancy symptoms of late. Like, really bad lower back pain, headaches, sciatica, heartburn, etc. The husband, for whatever reason, gets them all with me. Which is sort of good because he knows what I'm going through, but it's really NOT good because he whines more than I do.

Ahem.

Today he said something about how sharing pain isn't nice.

My response?

"Well, at least I know if you ever break my heart, yours will be hurting worse afterward."

He didn't think that was funny.