A random game!

Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...


(NOTE: The following definitions do not necessarily reflect the beliefs/attitudes of the blogger (aside from 1,2,3,4 ...)

1) Your name? Esther

the most beautiful, artistic, kind, loving, drunk mongolian princess in the land


2) Your Gender? Female

Most definately the finest thing ever created

3) One of your friends? Steph

another word for something so incredily beautiful it makes ur heart skip a beat.


4) What should you be doing? working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.


5) Favorite color? Teal

Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.

6) Where were you born? Provo

1. Militant member of the I.R.A. Irish Republican Army

2. A city in Utah that's about 90 percent Mormon (contrary to popular belief, not *all* cities in Utah are 90+ percent Mormon). Home to Brigham Young University.
I got lost in Provo, Utah a while ago.

At least Mormons are nice people and helped me find my way out.

(a link i find hilarious at the top of this definition was "dry humping".)


7) Month you were born? April

derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival

8) Last person you talked to/texted on the phone? a receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated [sic] people on the other end of the phone

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telemarketer called as i was filling this out

A heartless cretin making minimum wage whose job involves calling prospective clients to sell them goods or services they don't want, can't afford and have no use for. They tend to target the elderly and the very young, as these two are the most vulnerable to their [BS] sales pitches, and usually call to annoy you around dinner time as that is when you are most likely to be around. These miserable parasites are as moral as an Islamic terrorist on PCP and are the social equivalent of a tiny insect feasting on [censored]

9) Your pets name? Cocoa

The best drink ever.
Like heated chocolate milk, but with more love.

10) Your last name? Is not defined yet. Are we surprised?