So, I'm sick. I have this cold. I drank half a bottle of NyQuil last night (slight exaggeration). I remember crying at hubby last night because I am a PMS monster, an emotional mess, and then we went to bed.
At 2 a.m., when his alarm went off, I asked him, "Why are you naked??" He just looked at me. "Same reason you are, honey." That made sense, but I didn't realize I was naked, so I said, "Okay." and fell back asleep.
Around 8 this morning when I got up, I realized I was really naked. And then I remembered WHY I was naked. And blushed furiously. And then forgot about it until JUST NOW, as I started dozing off for my second nap this afternoon. And now I'm laughing hysterically at my drunk self and can't go to sleep. Dang.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's how one of my friends got her first baby. Cough medicine, visiting estranged husband, baby on the way, now they are back together.
And #2 on the way. Of course we asked her if she'd had Robitussin the night before. She said yes.
LOL. Hopefully that's not me! Before I even took the NyQuil I placed the spermicide film, hoping for a little action last night. I'm sure hoping I'm not pregnant. That'd really mess up my plans for Lasik this summer.
So ... hubby was offended I'd forgotten, but realized the NyQuil came into play. But last night, he asked if I'd remember him in the morning before starting anything. Poor guy. hahahahaha
"same reason you are" am I eveil to keep repeating that in my head and giggling?! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
hahahahaha ... no, it's really quite funny. hehehehe.
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